SNAKE SAYS: IT’S TIME.
Three months out. You’ve got 90 days to stop whining and start climbing.
Escape LA 2025 is coming in hot:
Grand Depart: Thursday, Nov 6th, 2025 – 8:00 AM – Santa Monica Pier
300+ miles & 40k ft gain of chaos, dust, smog, tacos, hike-a-bike nightmares, poison oak, spiritual breakthroughs, and that one gas station donut that saves your soul.
Think you’re ready?
Good. You’re not.
But that’s kinda the point.
Sign-ups are live at labikepackingsucks.com
🐍 Limit your excuses. Not your mileage.